yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!
yall today: pussy or butthole
“Never chase love, affection or attention. If it isn’t given freely by another person, it isn’t worth having.”
My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
(Source: saskatchewanroughriders, via marymargee)